This is my headcanon. You are free to support it, but DO NOT PASS IT OFF AS CANON. Now these are ages during the end of the year (December 31st, 2020), so of course they won't be accurate in the end. Only characters present in the current series (the second reboot) will be listed.
Most of the birthdates, except for Trowel and Printer's, are randomized.
Arch: April 4th, 2007 (age 13)
Beep Boop: May 8th, 2003 (age 17)
Beer: February 15th, 2001 (age 19)
Biscuit: March 26th, 2005 (age 15)
Cactus: April 10th, 2005 (age 15)
Carpet: April 2nd, 2004 (age 16)
Coffee Cup: July 7th, 1999 (age 21)
Computer: June 27th, 1990 (age 30)
El Nudelo Spider: January 8th, 2012 (age 8)
Fart: December 25th, 1999 (age 21)
Flash Drive: January 5th, 2000 (age 20)
Honey: November 28th, 1994 (age 26)
Magazine: June 5th, 2004 (age 16)
Mint: February 21st, 2003 (age 17)
Paint: May 7th, 2005 (age 15)
Plug: September 6th, 2005 (age 15)
Printer: November 12th, 2016 (technically age 30)
Recycling Bin: April 5th, 1999 (age 21)
Road Sign: March 15th, 2001 (age 19)
Skittle: June 29th, 2001 (age 19)
Smore: March 14th, 1995 (age 25)
Stapler: August 3rd, 2006 (age 14)
Trowel: February 16th, 2016 (age 4) (I know he said he was two, but..)
Wallet: January 16, 2001 (age 19)
Whipped Cream: November 20th, 2006 (age 14)
Table (sorted from oldest to youngest)[]
| Picture | Character Name | Birthdate | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
|
Computer | June 27th, 1990 | 30 years, 5 months, and 4 days (11,145 days) |
|
Honey | November 28th, 1994 | 26 years, 1 month, and 3 days (9,530 days) |
|
Smore | March 14th, 1995 | 25 years, 9 months, and 17 days (9,424 days) |
|
Recycling Bin | April 5th, 1999 | 21 years, 8 months, and 26 days (7,941 days) |
|
Coffee Cup | July 7th, 1999 | 21 years, 5 months, and 24 days (7,848 days) |
|
Fart | December 25th, 1999 | 21 years and 6 days (7,677 days) |
|
Flash Drive | January 5th, 2000 | 20 years, 11 months, and 26 days (7,666 days) |
|
Wallet | January 16, 2001 | 19 years, 11 months, and 15 days (7,289 days) |
|
Beer | February 15th, 2001 | 19 years, 10 months, and 16 days (7,259 days) |
|
Road Sign | March 15th, 2001 |
19 years, 9 months, and 16 days (7,231 days) |
|
Skittle | June 29th, 2001 |
19 years, 6 months, and 2 days (7,125 days) |
|
Mint | February 21st, 2003 |
17 years, 10 months, and 10 days (6,523 days) |
|
Beep Boop | May 8th, 2003 |
17 years, 7 months, and 23 days (6,447 days) |
|
Carpet | April 2nd, 2004 |
16 years, 8 months, and 29 days (6,117 days) |
|
Magazine | June 5th, 2004 |
16 years, 6 months, and 26 days (6,053 days) |
|
Biscuit | March 26th, 2005 |
15 years, 9 months, and 5 days (5,759 days) |
|
Cactus | April 10th, 2005 |
15 years, 8 months, and 21 days (5,744 days) |
|
Paint | May 7th, 2005 |
15 years, 7 months, and 24 days (5,717 days) |
|
Plug | September 6th, 2005 |
15 years, 3 months, and 25 days (5,595 days) |
|
Stapler | August 3rd, 2006 |
14 years, 4 months, and 28 days (5,264 days) |
|
Whipped Cream | November 20th, 2006 |
14 years, 1 month, and 11 days (5,155 days) |
|
Arch | April 4th, 2007 |
13 years, 8 months, and 27 days (5,020 days) |
|
El Nudelo Spider | January 8th, 2012 |
8 years, 11 months, and 23 days (3,280 days) |
|
Trowel | February 16th, 2016 |
4 years, 10 months, and 15 days (1,780 days) |
|
Printer | November 12th, 2016 |
In normal terms: 4 years, 1 month, and 19 days (1,510 days) |
Trivia[]
- Smore was born during the Pi Day of 1995.
- Fart was born on the Christmas of 1999.
- If their birthdates are to be canon, then Paint and Whipped Cream met each other when they were around 4 and 3 years old respectively (they met each other in 2009).
- Trowel was born on the same day the episode "Parkour Idiocy" came out.
- Printer was born on the same day the episode "Kings of Parkour" came out.