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Cactus is in his prison cell. Baton comes and sets him free.
Baton:
You're free to go, Cactus.
Cactus:
Finally!
Beer is released from his cell.
Beer:
Thank you! I don't have to stay in this place anymore!
Trowel is released from his cell.
Trowel:
Yes! I'm finally out of that smelly old cell!
Wallet's cell is opened, and Wallet has sparkling eyes.
Baton:
You are not free yet!
Wallet stares at Baton with an angry look on his face.
Baton:
JK! Go ahead!
Outside; Coffee Cup is standing. Cactus walks up to him.
Cactus:
Guess who's back from jail!
Coffee Cup:
Oh no...
Cactus:
Yep! It's me! Also, you won't believe what happened while I was there.
Coffee Cup:
I don't care, Cactus! I got my ears plugged. I can't hear you!
Cactus:
Please, just listen. I have something important to show you.
Coffee Cup:
Ugh, fine! What is it?
Cactus:
Well, Uh, people said I wasn't a jock because I didn't have muscles. So...
Cactus shows off his muscles.
Coffee Cup:
How... uh... how... how did you get those?!
Cactus:
There was a gym in the jail. I practiced so hard that I ended up with these babies.
Coffee Cup:
Eh, still not very impressive.
Cactus grows muscles on his muscles.
Coffee Cup looks confused.
Cactus:
Uh... you, okay?
Coffee Cup's face suddenly explodes, killing him and splattering blood all over the screen and Cactus.
Cactus licks Coffee Cup's blood.
Cactus:
Mmm.... delicious!
Beep Boop appears behind Cactus.
Beep Boop:
Hey, Cactus! Do you think my voice is sexy enough? Oh my god you need help! Like serious help! I'm outta here!
Beep Boop leaves.
Cactus:
Are you sure you don't want some? It's free!
Beep Boop:
Actually, I think I'd rather have coffee that... isn't on the ground. Thanks anyways!
Cactus:
Whatever! He obviously doesn't know real quality coffee! What a dweeb...
The second opening plays.
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