Wallet: Hey Biscuit! I have a joke.
Biscuit: I don’t care about your jokes, they aren’t even funny!
Wallet: No, this is totally funny and not a scam.
Biscuit: Ugh.. what’s the joke?
Wallet: Why is your face so fat?
Biscuit: No! Not this joke again!
Wallet: Because you’re retarted? Heheheheheh!
Biscuit: That wasn’t even a good joke, you should go jump off a bridge and eaten by a lion.
Biscuit walks away.
Biscuit: Finally I get some peace and quiet!
Biscuit, screaming: AAA-
Carpet: Hey Bae. What’s up?
Magazine: No!! You are UGLY!
Carpet: Ellgh.. whatever.
Carpet walks away.
Beep Boop: You do realize pranking can cause serious inguries.
Trowel and Beer: Shut up Beep Boop!
Beep Boop: Aw-
Beer: Anyways, how exactly are we gonna prank Arch again?
Beer: I can tell how this is gonna be hilarious! Let's go!!
Beep Boop: Jumping off a cliff at a high distance can cause pain and ingury, death is also possible.
Beer: Ok, the rope is set! Now what should we do?
Beer: Look that way.
Arch: AH A SPOOKY MINION!!
Arch runs off the cliff, and looks down. He falls.
Arch, screaming: AAAAAAAAAHHHH
Plug: That was stupid.
Plug: Because, yolo.
Flash Drive: Ooh noh.
Flash Drive: The heck, Plug?!
Plug: I was bored.
Mint appears and makes an eagle sound.
Mint: Stinky socks!! I have a unibrow!
Mint's unibrow: HELLO
Flash Drive: No! I don't even wear socks!
Plug: Can't you two just get along?
Plug, screaming: AA-
Whipped Cream: The Super Window's Master Fun Time Jams album!
Paint: Sounds pretty sick, mate.
Whipped Cream: Yup.
Whipped Cream: No
Paint: Why not?
Whipped Cream: 1.: Those memes are so dead. It's too powerful! And 2.: That song is copyrighted; and this video will get sued!!
Paint: Well, I'm going to play it anyway.
Whipped Cream: No!! Not in front of the camera!!
Stapler: Hey, what's up?
Skittle: I'm eating Skittles!
Stapler: Wait what??
Skittle: They're delicious!
Stapler: Isn't that cannibalism because canni-boys are scraps?
The screen appears as if Skittle got roasted.
Skittle: Um, that wasn't funny!
The screen pops up with a weird crying face on Stapler, with the words, "rest in poop" "stoypler 2016 - 2016".
Skittle: Ok, just stop!!
Road Sign: Hey Fart, wanna play football?
Fart: Sure! I've always wanted to play fartball!
Fart farts and makes a clone of himself.
Fart 2: Woah, where am I?
Fart: Hey! Who are you?
Fart 2: I'm Fart! Who are you?
Road Sign: What's going on here?
Road Sign, screaming: AAAAAAAA!! (The sound of the scream sounds like Bomb in Inanimate Insanity.)
Cut to Cactus on the cliff.
Cactus: I'm a jock.
Recycling Bin: No you're not.
Cactus: Uhh.. I am so a jock.
Recycling Bin: Prove it!
Coffee Cup: Show your muscles, then!
Cactus: I can throw you off this cliff right there.
Recycling Bin let's go of the sheet of paper. The D: face turns into a :D face.
Cactus: You take that back!!
Recycling Bin: Can't; it's a promatic insult.
Recycling Bin: Hey! Put me down!
Recycling Bin: Okay! You're a jock!
Recycling Bin: No no no! No!
Recycling Bin: Aaaaaaa!
Coffee Cup: CACTUS!
Recycling Bin: Aaaaaaa!
Recycling Bin: Ow!
Recycling Bin: Sorry Computer. It was a accident.
Computer: That's fine. I know Cactus threw you off the cliff again, just like he always does. I can just clean the oil off Printer. And I wanna start a competition show, I am selling my cruise ship I made as a prize, and I'm building a host to do the show.
Recycling Bin: Why can't you host?
Computer: Because I'm too lazy, duh!
Recycling Bin: Lol.
Computer: There, done!
Recycling Bin: Um, it's not doing anything.
Computer: *Sigh* It happened again, it always happens!
Printer then starts to work, and gets up.
Computer: I was just testing!
Printer: Uuuuuuhhhm.....ehEHEHh- Wrong... gift. Er..um..
Printer: Ok, this is the magnifecent cruise ship!
Recycling Bin: Um, sure?
Printer: Great! Now where do we find the others?
Arch: I am not a U-ripoff!!
Wallet: You kinda are.
Printer: Anyways, whatever your names are, I have a question to ask you guys.
Printer: Well, too bad!
Arch: Didn't you just offer it to us?
Cactus: What's going on here?
Printer: The prize is a cruise ship!
Printer: Well, this is fantastic! A ton of contestants are begging to win this cruise, so let's get started.
Printer: 20 contestants, 1 cruise ship. Get your popcorn, nachos, and peanuts, except for you viewers who are allergic to peanuts... but whatever. This is Object Terror!
The intro plays.
Trowel: Ok, so, how does this show work?
Printer: Simple. Each challenge until the finale, you guys will be in two teams, with 10 contestants each. You will compete in a challenge. One team wins, and one team loses. The losing team will face the elimination ceremony. And the contestant who is most hated is eliminated. We will continue this process until we have' 'one lucky winner!
Printer: Ok, now for your first challenge. The first challenge is diaginal parkour'!
Trowel: How original!
Printer: Okay, shut up Trowel!
Printer: You look like a trowel.
Trowel: That's... sorta 'prising.
Printer: Anyways.. how this challenge works is that it's pretty much the balance beam challenge.
Printer: Can you shut up?!
Printer: Thank you. Anyways, it's also a racing challenge, too.
Flash Drive: Races are too unorignial.
Printer: Do you want the cruise or not?? If so, SHUT UP AND LET ME EXPLAIN!
Printer: Finally, back to the explianation. You have to-
Printer: Aaaaaah!!! No spiders allowed in Object Terror!
El Nudelo Spider: Why?
Printer: I am allergic to spiders!
El Nudelo Spider: Can I watch though?
El Nudelo Spider: Fine! I will jump off this building and land on a car then.
El Nudelo Spider jumps off the cliff and falls.
El Nudelo Spider, screaming/yelling: E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E
Nudelo: Agh! How dare you murder me!
Printer: Now that was funny.
Printer's phone rings. He answers it.